January 30, 2007
It’s not a popularity contest. Except, it so is.
Bizzarely, people are actually reading this blog. Those figures on the stats can’t all be my frequent visits to laugh at my own “jokes” and fix typos, surely.
So, readers, hello. I hope you enjoy! Unless you are beautiful 23 year old submissive pain slut in which case I hope you bite your knuckles and squirm. [...]

