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This week, at work, I was introduced to the idea of a SMART objective. SMART is an acronym that stands for Specific, Measurable, Achievable and a couple of other things that presumably begin with R and T. In line with this I have decided to set myself some improving SMART objectives to help me achieving the kinky lifestyle of my dreams

Stop biting nails and grow elegant dominatrixesque talons

Find a way of applying dramatic make up that does not make me look like a drag queen

Be a size ten by Easter and have gorgeous subs throwing themselves at me wherever I go

Or if not buy industrial corset

Stop fantasising about BDSM play with men in my office that are quiet clearly (a) vanilla and/or (b) gay

Select and train a harem of well behaved gorgeous subs who hang on my every word, live to make me happy, never show me up and are not just using me for a quick kinky thrill between real relationships

Stop deciding that a sub is ‘perfect’ based solely on one email, a three line conversation, or just the fact he is quite fit

Stop obsessing over subs I have decided are ‘perfect’ at the expense of everything else in life

Throw away all broken toys and replace with nice new equipment, which I know how to use

Not get upset when a sub doesn’t call when he said he would, and instead be all dominant and assertive and call him and demand an explanation (rather than being scared to call him because of (a) appearing needy and (b) being told he doesn’t want to be mine anymore)

Stop corpsing during humiliation scenes

Stop comparing myself with other domes and feeling inadequate

Stop compensating for lack of adequate BDSM play by shouting at waiters

Or bus drivers

Or my mother

Learn to tie proper knots

Learn to walk in high heels without looking like it’s the first time I’ve ever put them on

Become a well known face on the scene by going out and meeting people instead of sitting at home surfing PornoTube

Ha - this is easy

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