The much admired Elizabeth Spankington asked me recently if I had ever switched (i.e. taken a turn being on the bottom). The answer I gave was that I had bottomed – i.e. found out what some things feel like – and had what I think most people would consider rough vanilla sex, but I’m [...]
Just a few things before we get down to the usual filthy business of the day: If you comment I will always comment back if I can. Unless you have rendered me utterly speechless or I forget.
Speechlessness and absent-mindedness aside, I’m happy to have conversations and cluelessly answer questions. (I know I can sound clever, [...]
Since writing a couple of posts with the word fuck in the title and then this happening my blog has become slightly wildly popular. So, new readers, if you are feeling confused, here is some stuff about me that will probably confuse you further:
Who I am described in terms of imaginary badges that I imaginarily [...]
But you do have to fuck me once before you can fuck me again. (Also, calling a post ‘Fuck me’ will get you a lot of disappointed hits from Google.)
But now, some follow up - a small caveat about the last post and a big bunch of stuff about sucking cock. Hooray!
First, I should make [...]
*deep breath*
I am a dominant woman and I do not have a strap on cock
And it may surprise you to learn this, but they actually aren’t compulsory. They are also rubbish. And here I shall outline why I think strap-on play is a bunch of fucking crap and has absolutely nothing to do with a [...]
Me (i.e. Bitchy Jones the femdom avenger): You want to know what I hate?
You (i.e. you): Oh god, here we go
Me: I hate the BDSM acronym
The acronym which stands for bondage and discipline and dominance and submission and sadism and masochism. Well that makes no sense for a start. How can the D and the [...]
To celebrate my new and lovely design, today I bring you a quick romp through a few snark worthy subjects that I probably won’t bother tackling on this blog. Just so we’re all clear and you’re not hanging around waiting for me to get to them.
Mistress: Yeah, stupid word. Unpleasant historical connotations. Also, too sibilant. [...]
You (i.e. the hapless viewer): Ooh, Bitchy, have you done something to your blog?
Me (i.e. your idol): Why, yes, thank you for noticing
You: It’s just so *now*
Me: I know, the way it was before was so January 2007
You: Well it’s wonderful. I barely recognised you
Me: Er, thanks
You: What’s that up there, though?
Me: It’s a feature
You: [...]
Apparently, there are not enough real purely-in-it-for-the-screaming female doms. There are a few, but we are not doing domming we are sitting around in our pyjamas tearing pictures of Naveen Andrews out of the TV Guide and doodling magic marker bondage gear all over him. And men are practical creatures. Not enough doms to go [...]
Yesterday, I became a porn star. I did. Look here I am on some random porn site I have never heard of. It’s not really surprising that I have never heard of it because I have never heard of any porn sites. I don’t really look at mainstream porn. I know what I like and [...]
