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I am bored. I’m dangerous when I’m bored. You know, I was thinking about what to do, and somehow I found myself toying with the idea of setting up a fictional yahoo ID. Then using the sekrit email to make a new WordPress blog. Not like this one. Oh so different.

Ahh, the delicious thrill of anonymity. I shall call my self Mistress_Lash (what do you mean it’s taken?) and write like this:

I AM MISTRESS LASH. READ MY BLOG ON YOUR KNEES U WORMS. U WILL EAT MY SHIT AND WORSHIP MY PUSSY NOW!!!!!!!11111111

I WILL BEET U RED RORE AND THEN LOCK U IN MY DUNGEON 4EVA. U WILL BE MY PERSONAL TOILET BICH.

NO ESCAPE!!!!!!!!!! NO MERCY!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111

Just to see what response I get. I bet it gets more hits than this blog. I’d probably get a publishing deal.

(I blame the sugar myself – I had Frosties for breakfast.)

((Is it just me, or is anyone else bizarrely turned on by Mistress Lash, sorry MISTRESS LASH?))

(((Can’t help wondering what this post might do to my blog traffic. Sorry guys who have landed up here expecting something else. MISTRESS LASH isn’t real, it’s just me with caps lock on.)))

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