March 13, 2007...1:46 pm
Porn and Prejudice
I am really pretty bloody damn easy to please you know. I ask for very little. I get even less.
All I really want, right, is porn. And by porn I mean pics of fit and hot and hot and fit men in bondage and gags and cages and some discomfort, preferably obviously turned on. (You know what I mean.)
I do not want pop ups, sick-making banner ads, dodgy stuff getting downloaded illegally onto my hard drive. And most, most, most of all I don’t want pics of cardboard-cut-out-stylee femdoms practising their mad dominatrixing skillz on a man who is ugly or masked (I *like* breath play, I like faces more) or fat or with greying chest hair over a paunch.
And, this, this small request, is - it would seem - too much to ask.
*All* the femdom porn out there is squarely aimed at sub men. Now, I don’t mind some or even most of it being aimed at sub men. I get the economic argument. Subs spend money on porn and wank like monkeys. We know this. That’s why we *have* to tie you up sometimes for your own good. But all of it! Hey, no fair. I mean, I know for a fact that there are a few other dom women out there, how come we get nothing?
I thought this was all about *my* pleasure, *my* needs. Well, could someone tell the porn site makers that please.
In fact, surely the dear little sub boys would be squirming in the CB 3000s if they surfed to a femdom porn site and found all the porn was delicious men in bondage images for the women and they got, ha ha, nothing. Not one single picture of a high heeled shoe crushing a slug.
They *like* being frustrated. Stop making porn for them. I should start a site like that and make my damn fortune.
But no. It’s all too depressing. Sometimes the male sub is not even ugly, just absent. A lot of sites are full of pictures of femdoms and femsubs. Why? I can only assumes this is for the pornographers to save time by making pics that cater to male subs *and* male doms at the same time (because making porn is such a hard, arduous, thankless job they have to cut every corner they can so they can get off home and put their feet up. Poor babies. No, don’t mind us. Sorry I asked).
And, as you know, I do look at gay male kink porn. Far, far more than I would ever dream of admitting. I have subscriptions. But there’s something missing. Not women, who obviously are missing, but when I look at too much gay male kink porn I start to miss the real true lovely dynamic of femdommery.
I like a big brute on his knees in front of a normal ordinary woman. *cough*me*cough*. I like a big strong man who could so easily walk away or use his strength to turn the tables, letting a woman dominate him. I like to see him letting her put the handcuffs on him so his big butch muscles are no use anymore. >I like that. I like submission, damnit.
And where is it?
It’s coming to something, isn’t it, when I consider Elizabeth’s blog to be one of the mostest top notch sources of free internet smutty thrills. Not that her smut isn’t great. It is. It’s amazing what she can do with three paragraphs and a bit of an encouraging poke from a nearby hopeless and hopelessly frustrated dom, but she just doesn’t have the budget and resources of, say, kink dot com.
And actually, I’d fear for my marbles if she did.


10 Comments
March 13, 2007 at 9:20 pm
or with greying chest hair over a paunch.
*looks down on the floor and kicks feet in the dust*
You know, I went prematurely grey, but the paunch is something new.
*sniffles a bit*
Next thing, I’ll be hearing how size does matter after all.
*pouts*
March 13, 2007 at 10:03 pm
Hey, now, what I’m saying is that’s not what I want standing next to a 6ft blonde super model and offered to me as porn. That’s all. Not that men like you are unfuckable. Just that for porn we expect a leetle more.
And believe me baby, there are way more expectations on my physicality than yours.
However, size does matter - you can get more clamps on the big ones.
March 13, 2007 at 11:32 pm
There is some handsome European fashion photography which while not at all pornographic does show handsome men kneeling, being used as furniture, kissing boots.
And there are illustrations that show conventionally attractive men. femdomart.ru for example. Though it can take a bit of digging. Some F/m artwork from the last twenty years is plain awful.
March 13, 2007 at 11:42 pm
Oh Richard, if only you knew the many nights I’d spent alone with that Dolce and Gabbana ad featuring the naked guy lying exhausted on the floor surrounded by clothed people ignoring him, making up my own stories…
If you have links to any pictures of handsome men being used as furniture you could probably have everything I own.
March 13, 2007 at 11:48 pm
Hear that sound?
That’s my Southern mother rolling over in her freakin’ grave. LOL. Her daughter, on her way to being an internet porn destination. She always knew raising me in the North would lead to no good.
Bitchy dear, I don’t even know what to say. I had a frighteningly similar piece half written that was going to be my next blog post….or not. I might not have ever posted it, because it was a little ranty for moi. But yeah, we think alike, there will be no images of men in pink lace panties …………I’m hoping they don’t start emailing me, now that I’ve been outted as a porn site operator.
E
March 14, 2007 at 12:00 am
Ha ha. My first draft said something like ‘Elizabeth’s blog is my first choice destination for the internet’s finest femdom hardcore’
I decided you wouldn’t thank me for the increase in traffic that’d get you
Oh what is wrong with this world where you and I have to weave our own porn, like it is the middle ages or something. Oh, with the woe.
March 14, 2007 at 5:59 am
You know, while I second all of this in itts entirety, you are making a very good case for a business model….
It’s all about execution, IMHO, and it would not necessarily be that difficult to start up.
March 14, 2007 at 8:27 am
Probably too difficult for me though. Perhaps some passing internet genius with a good eye and access to many, many supple young men with winsome smiles will make me happy
March 15, 2007 at 10:07 am
If it’s not there, create it. Take the money you spend for subscriptions, open your own FemDom porn site, get a few others into it and bam, free porn, and turning a profit.
Cheers,
Russ
March 15, 2007 at 10:35 am
Yeah, but that’d blow my whole fat lazy dom image I have been working so hard on
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