The Trivial Minutiae of Pervery

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To celebrate my new and lovely design, today I bring you a quick romp through a few snark worthy subjects that I probably won’t bother tackling on this blog. Just so we’re all clear and you’re not hanging around waiting for me to get to them.

Mistress: Yeah, stupid word. Unpleasant historical connotations. Also, too sibilant. Don’t use it. Shut up. There’s nothing else to say. It’s like the entry point of why femdom is all broken. Me? Like a lot of dom women these days, I say no to honorifics. However, from the right mouth at the right time, ma’am can make me go gooey. But keep that to yourself.

Gor: I hate to give up on a cheap laugh. But it’s too easy

How to meet/approach/not piss off a dom woman: Female doms keep writing these things in the vain hope sub men might get a clue. But, really, it always boils down to be polite, act like a human and don’t send her a picture of your sexual organs. It’s fucking obvious. You don’t really need kindly, maternalish dom women ever-so-slightly-patronisingly telling you this. Sub men are not idiots. You already know. Or course you do. You just don’t care.

Mind you, I think the really best way to ensnare dom women is to set up a blog pretending to be a dom woman and bitch about stuff and point out why all of femdom is all broken. (Shush – but seriously, boys, I got ‘em wrapped around my little penis.)

Feminisation/sissyfication: Don’t like it at all. Politically very dodgy. Makes me feel like (a) a traitor and (b) a facilitator. Also it is just not sexy. But, again, what else is there to say that hasn’t been said? You know the arguments and I have nothing to add and you’re still doing it. So that’s that.

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I can’t be bothered with these things because I have a lot of subjects that need tackling. We really need to talk about strap ons and latex and why I have ten different kinds of vibrator.

And whether there really aren’t enough dom women to go around or whether there are really lots but they are scared to come out of their houses because of all the hideousness. And so, instead they give up and compromise and they settle down instead with nice vanilla guys who don’t try and talk them into play piercing and horrible, horrible crotch high boots all the time.

Yes, we have kinks - our own kinks – we are not all encompassing kinky-women ready to enable whatever non-mainstream sexual interest you might have. And you – male subs - might actually be okay with that if there wasn’t so much desperation painted all over it all. If the second you got your claws into a slightly kinky woman you didn’t start trying to remake her kinks in your image. And you’d be able to chill a little more if there were more dom women, which there would be if only…

Do you not see? Do you not see? You have created a woman repelling space full of unreasonable expectations of female physicality, predatory sexual creepiness, penis fixation (just ’cause you’ve locked it in a plastic cage doesn’t mean you aren’t still letting your world revolve around it) and pay-for-play as an acceptable norm.

And then you are surprised – surprised! – that there are no women here. Even though you have practically built a woman repelling force field around this place. You really like sexual frustration that much, huh?

There are enough dom women. There are enough for you to have one each. But they aren’t coming down here until you tidy the place up a bit. Just a bit. Maybe start by putting the porn away. Well *some* of the porn, then.

There’s so little time. There’s so much to fix.

Come on. Come with me. We can poke the Goreans when we’re done.

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