Sexy Back pt III

I am back. Back! BACK!
And so’s this shit.
It’s taken me forever to get to this. And I’m still not sure you’re not all going to kick my blog to shreds.
Okay now you’ve got to promise not to judge me on the next one. Do you promise? Sure?
Really sure?
Okay – we take a deep, deep breath
4. [...]

Blue Sky Thinking

I’m in America. I am, really.
I feel okay telling you this – even the crazies – because America is quite big.
There is this man called Mr Blue Sky. I wrote a bit about him before. He’s older than me, more experienced. Clever. Writes the prettiest emails without using caps and with an elusive kind punctuation [...]

I Love My Handcuffs More Than You

So here’s how it happened.
A while ago I wrote this pornographic roller coaster ride. It proved kind of popular and got linked to here and here and that probably led to this. (That’s not a picture of me they’ve used to illustrate that by the way – that’s somebody else. About as somebody else as [...]

Sexy Back pt II

Last time I forgot to explain why I called this Sexy Back. It’s because one day I was sitting at home watching TV and Justin Timberlake’s Sexy Back comes on and I don’t even like Justin Timberlake particularly but I am half listening and then going, ‘huh…, shackles? Wha-,…whip you, what?’
And I go out and [...]

Sexy Back

Well I feel bad. I’ve spent too long trashing everything ever. I’ve been gone from sexy too long.
Honestly, I do *like* kink. I am not some neocon in disguise trying to spoil everything for everyone. (Neocons aren’t clever ever to have thought of me. Who is? Even I am not sure *I* am clever enough [...]

The Last Cuckoo

This has been a little journey. All the way around the houses of what dom women don’t want, chucking all the clutter in a black sack marked not actually in any way sexy. And, you know, I think I might have found something out in the process. But before I get to my conclusions, [...]

Here Kitty, Kitty

Today’s question: How did femdom take oral sex (which is nice – duh!) and turn it into pussy worship (which is fucking vile)?
How did this happen? How did I end up in a sexual subculture where I would start to find endless offers of oral sex tiresome? How did you spoil oral sex? Seriously, how [...]

How to Look Good Humiliated

Talking of what dominant women don’t want, most male humiliation is full of ick. Not that I don’t want humiliation at all – I fucking love humiliation. It’s strawberry flavoured. But in femdom so much stuff that is packaged as humiliation is – while perfectly humiliating enough for the poor guy in question – just [...]