The Last Cuckoo

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This has been a little journey. All the way around the houses of what dom women don’t want, chucking all the clutter in a black sack marked not actually in any way sexy. And, you know, I think I might have found something out in the process. But before I get to my conclusions, we have one more thing left to talk about. And the clue, my dearest, dearest darlings, is right there in the title.

God, you know, I really don’t want to do this. I want to write more hot sexy stuff. I just want to be one of those hot femdom wankable blogs, really. But look, I promise, just let me finish this, kick it out the way and next time I am going to be so damn sexy your pants will burst into flames. Really, so make sure they aren’t nylon frillies that are going to melt and adhere to your testicles.

But – meanwhile - you knew I was going somewhere with this didn’t you? Well, we just arrived. The big one and the point. What dom women really, really, fucking really don’t want in any shape or form on any planet in the known universe.

Cuckolding.

And you know what, I hate to say this, but I am coming more and more to the conclusion that femdom could learn so much from mandom it’s actually embarrassing. Because in mandom the submissives are gorgeously sexually vulnerable and the dominants and having a fucking ball.

Daddy isn’t the default for nothing and when the guy in the leather waistcoat says he’s always right, well, maybe he is actually right. (Although not about the waistcoat.)

And deep down, really, I’d so much rather junk the whole of femdom and have something that was just like mandom but with the genders reversed - with all the Gorean chat rooms and bondage blow jobs and dubious politics and *cough* rape fantasies. (Ahem – yeah, feel the force - I’ll talk about that more in another post, I *promise*)

I don’t know if that’s because mandom focuses on the pleasure of the dom partner (because men buy the porn and subscribe to the websites) or because in (het) mandom the female subs really control a lot of what is going on. I suspect it’s a bit of both. I look at mandom porn a lot. And I squint and rev my imagination engine and flip the whole lot over – and fuck me if they don’t have great porn.

So mandom usually has it right. So if we find something in femdom that looks a bit crappy for the dom and we want to check it out – best rule of thumb – do they play that game next door? ‘Cause if there is no equivalent in mandom then we are almost always looking at something that is so divorced from the dom’s pleasure it might as well have moved to Switzerland and be on it’s forth husband. (I don’t know why I wrote that as a practical illustration of the concept of *very* divorced, but I did.)

And do male doms do cuckolding? No. (Not really. I’m sure someone has the comment window open right this minute and is about to tell me about some exceptional case of gender fuckery, and to you I say, stop! That’s irrelevant. That’s not culture defining. Show me the wiki entry for it and then we’ll talk.)

I should also point out that really, fucking other people for fun isn’t cuckolding.

Cuckolding isn’t about who fucks you – it’s about who doesn’t

I’m talking about the full blown little cuckold locked in chastity while sexilicious wifey (hotwife, yes I know, I’m trying to bring myself to type it without having to then go and slam my fingers in the kitchen drawer) goes catting round the town. (Sometimes showing a distinct preference for big black cock that is just so fucking racist I can’t believe everyone who calls themselves a male sub or a female dom is raving with livid boiling anger about it being anywhere near their kink. I know I am. It’s a fucking disgrace.)

But apart from that. What is cuckolding about? For the dom? It’s about not having your lover fuck you.

Cuckolding really can fuck off so many times. What a bunch of time wasting shit. You know what I want from a partner? From someone I live with? Someone I spend a lot of time with? Someone I love? I fucking well want them to fuck me. A lot. So fucking hard and so fucking well you’d think it was their super power or something.

Call me old fashioned, but I do like that in a man.

What is the point even, of having a man around the place if he doesn’t fuck you? And you know what this is related to? The big old myth that women let men fuck them as a *favour*. That poor old sub guy shouldn’t get to fuck us because it should be all about our pleasure. And I do know we have covered this.

Hey buster! Sexual intercourse is pleasurable for the woman! Getting fucked feels nice! What do I need to do? Sky write it?

Never ever fucking her is about as submissive as refusing to ever make her a cup of tea. (And you know how I feel about tea.)

Christ. Who wants this? For serious. Just some man sitting around making the place look untidy – or god, well, even if he is doing the ironing, even then. He doesn’t fuck! So poor old hotwife has to dress up and wax her legs and worry about her arse looking big and go out and find a cock while he just watches TV and masturbates/squirms frustratedly about how debased he is.

You selfish piece of shit. The whole point of being in a relationship is not having to do that. The whole point of a relationship is the easy – don’t have to dress up for it - sex.

And maybe cuckolding might have had a place in Elizabethan times if your husband had some kind of penis wasting disease or something. But we have divorce now. So if you don’t fuck me, you fuck off.

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So here, now look at this stuff we’ve found on our mystical journey with me as your angry foul-mouthed guide: cuckolding, emasculation, never fucking, strap ons, feminisation, sissyfication - they all come down to the same thing really.

I get off on how much I don’t get the woman off.

Now, hands up who can see the problem for the dom woman here, when this is one of the primary articles of femdom? Can you see why dominant women might not be lining up for this? Might not be lining up for men whose special skill is being the opposite of sex. All over the world, right now, dom women are choosing to *ignore* their *sexualities* rather than have a ball dominating submissive men. Why? You think it might have something to do with the message you keep transmitting about how female domination is all about having relationship with an intentionally sexually repellent and inadequate man? Which isn’t submission, by the way.

Let me tell you what submission really is.

Submission is about being desired. Submission is about being overwhelmed by another person’s sexual desire for you. Yes, you, you sexy fucking submissive bastard.

Submissive men need to learn how to be desired. Need to learn how to accept and receive and enjoy female sexual desire. Come on, catch up. You do know vanilla men got a lot of this sorted years ago, don’t you? The whole being sexually objectified thing. Get used to it. It’ll get you laid.

You need to learn to be the object of female desire. Dominant female desire. Desire for you pain. For your suffering. For your debasement. For your beautiful hurting body and your gorgeous fucking cock.

Desire that overwhelms you, overpowers you and *forces* you to perform. I hurt you, I humiliate you, you make me come - whatever - sooner or later, you get yourself hard, I take off the handcuffs and you fuck me while it still all hurts.

You fuck me to say thank you.

Now, if that’s not what you want. If you want something else. If you have, say, a fetish for how sexually repellent and inadequate you are and you want a woman to explain that to you, whilst laughing merrily. Fine. But this isn’t what I want and I don’t want these things representing me. Or being the primary representation of my sexuality out in the wider world.

Have your I-am-inadequate shit if you like, but, god, stop calling it submission, or female dominance, or femdom, call it something else and go and do that somewhere else and stop spoiling my favourite goddamn thing in the whole wide world.

Because what you’re doing. That fetish for serving women without *servicing* them. That’s the opposite of male submission. Because it has nothing to do with any kind of female sexual desire.

Mandoms have more in common with real male submissives than you do. At least they know where to put their cocks.

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