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I found this online quiz while searching for things to be *outraged* about. Don’t worry, I would never offend your eyes by posting a quiz result actually on here. If I wanted to do that I would get a LiveJournal.

This is quiz is to see how great a domiantrixing bitch you are. Or rather you would be. It deals very much in the hypothetical. I think the writer of this quiz is trying to expose the secret dominant women who walk amongst us. The poor fool.

Now, the way the quiz works actually is pretty bloody offensive. If you want to get the top score you need to sit on his face and fuck him in the arse. (Sorry to give away the ending.) And, yes, I guess there is some kind of amusing meta in the fact that choosing to do things that aren’t the things *you* really *want* makes you more domiantrixy.

And, actually the strap on question has no answer that I could happily give as there is no ticky box for, why would even own something so ugly and ludicrous?

The results categories are typically offensively something like

Top score: Goddess
aka you are so fucking dominant you don’t exist.

Nearly top score: Prodom
Yes a little unsubtle nudge about how prodoms are better than lame old domdoms - who come further down.

Second highest score means that you too could make money out of your ability to claim to be a “genuine sadist” and talk pretentiously on your home page about your love of high culture – and actually what is it about prodoms and a ridiculous faux pose of being into high culture? Fine art and stuff.

Oh, I adore the arts and classical music, Mr worm.

Why aren’t prodoms into the same geek culture stuff as other kinky people – comic books and Sci-Fi TV shows?

(Incidentally: Doctor Who on Saturday was so fucking amazing - but I can’t say why without spoiling)

It’s probably a class thing, isn’t it? Give yourself a title, fill your dominininatrixing lair with some lovely faux antiques and pretend to be a British noble woman. An intense *passion* for Mozart fits right in. And that’s why I’m such a crappy dom – I have no fucking class. In fact, just email me if you want to help start the dominant woman branch of No War But the Class War. It’d be about bloody time.

Next top score: Woman on top
That’s what I got. What am I on top of? I do not know.

When I did the quiz properly I scored about 58% for dominance and 50% for technique. And that technique figure is probably on the generous side. What is technique of people who score less than 50% like?

And then there are some other categories. Probably. Try it yourself and tell me what else there is. I couldn’t be bothered to do every result. But, yes, *do* try it yourself, because, despite all the usual crappo where the most uber-dominant things to do *just* *happen* to be most sub men’s favourite flavours (– boy, how did that happen? -) it is also kind of hot.

Hot? Why yes? It is like a dom woman chose your own adventure. Forget the score board and enjoy the ride. I got fuzzies.

Well I certainly enjoyed doing ticky boxes that said stuff like:

You have a man tied to a thing. Do you?
(a) humiliate him
(b) hit him with stuff
(c) make him beg to be hit with stuff in order to humiliate him.

Ooh!

Just close your eyes because the results page assaults your eyes with some typically delicious femdom imagery.

Ah, internets, my one dream, my only master.

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