July 20, 2007...5:51 pm
The Joy of Worksafe Porn
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“No one makes porn for us because we are just a figment of some dirty sub man’s fantasy and therefore no porn baron’s target demographic. Imaginary people don’t buy much porn. But, at the same time, because we don’t exist no one bothers to worry about shoving stuff that will turn us the fuck on - and possibly cause accidents if we are operating heavy machinery - into the public domain.”
That self-obsessed, self-quoting Bitch, Bitchy Jones
I’ve got a date with a guy called Harry this weekend. Do some revision while I’m gone.
21 Comments
July 20, 2007 at 6:19 pm
Holy fuck.
Holy fuck.
Marketing plan of BRILIANCE! I don’t give a rat’s ass who that band is or how bad that song was, I want them all.
Bitchy, my mind, it is not functioning.
Thank you.
July 20, 2007 at 8:18 pm
Take That… Harry Potter! Christ, Jones, if ever there was a woman who needed a slap it is you.
July 20, 2007 at 8:44 pm
OMG! O. M. G. Bitchy, I love you.
~~from the biggest BeeGees fan this side of the pond, and who always heard their lyrics in a kinky way. Barry turns 61 next month. You made my year finding this.
July 20, 2007 at 10:43 pm
Bitchy, you devilishly clever, well, bitch. Now I have to hear this awful song over and over and over again. And again…and again. I knew you’d find a way to torture me—distance is no obstacle for you.
July 20, 2007 at 11:13 pm
Wahoo!
I will NEVER see those lyrics any other way…now.
July 21, 2007 at 8:23 am
Oh wow. The Rouge Noir nail varnish, the DMs… she’s a Goth! I want to be her… and to really make the sulky one with the dreds stop sulking and pay careful attention to what I’m going to do to him.
And the bit with the fork! Oh god yes!
THANK you!
July 21, 2007 at 9:31 am
Hot Damn!
I don’t care for the group singing this song but I sure as hell love the video.
I agree with theadulteress, great fork action.
July 21, 2007 at 12:05 pm
Holy crap.
Seriously, BJ.
Holy crap!
July 21, 2007 at 9:54 pm
Take That……hmmmmmmm…..who’d have thought….
July 21, 2007 at 9:55 pm
Are you a Harry Potter fan….or is that just an abuse of tags?
Or is there some domme subplot I missed?
July 22, 2007 at 2:41 am
Wow, as soon as I saw the wide shot of all those yummy boys tied up, I loved it. Fantastic find. Thank you.
July 23, 2007 at 11:01 am
I am so happy you all liked it. They are an old British Boyband who were insano popular and this was their final single. They never made it in the US - so I guess that’s why this was totally new to a lot of you.
I had forgotten about it, actually, and then it came on TV in a cafe where Pan and I were having lunch and he said, ‘Oh look. It’s your thing.’
And he was right.
I like the boots, the dress, the coat, the make up, the four men to one woman, the cellar, the fork, the van, the utter fucking fucked up see-how-much-I-love-you even-in-this-dubious-con-sitation romance, the expression on his face just before she lets go, the fact she is clumsy, clumsy and tearful - yes.
It’s just nice to know if can be done right. If it was once, it can be again.
July 23, 2007 at 11:04 am
And the hair pulling
July 23, 2007 at 8:38 pm
With the volume off, that was great. Especially the end.
How did you like the book, btw?
July 23, 2007 at 11:02 pm
*shush*
I have not finished it yet
July 24, 2007 at 8:30 am
*swoons*
I want a full movie of it… with different music, though, please!
July 24, 2007 at 9:28 pm
wow. The only complaint I have with it is the fork, but that’s my big big knife fetish talking.
if that had been a pretty rainbow anondized benchmade? That’s great.
And, for the record, maymay, you can turn the volume off. Little thingy on the bottom right-ish side. I’ve watched this on mute about a dozen times. Wheee!
July 26, 2007 at 12:28 pm
I love it! I will watch it again and again. I really, really love the look on her face at the end. “Ooops, my bad”… then the little smirk. I want to be her. I want her clothes, and makeup. I want those pretty boys tied up. I want to slap Mr. Dreadlocks.
God… where did all that come from?
August 1, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Holy crap, I’m at work right now (yes, that work) bored out of my skull, and this song just came on the radio. Especially since I had never heard it before you posted in my life, I had to run over here and mention it.
It’s much better when there are tied-up men being menaced by forks.
August 1, 2007 at 11:47 pm
I thought there were tons of tied up men being menaced by forks where you work.
I thought that was the whole idea.
December 25, 2007 at 11:32 pm
I can’t believe you are a Harry Potter fan, too. I think I am in love with you.
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