August 8, 2007...11:34 pm

Tipping Point

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When I was standing in Victoria Station looking at Jack’s back teeth, he didn’t actually have the stud that had chipped them in his tongue anymore. He had taken it out for a reason that he did tell me and that I did forget.

I may have expressed some disappointment about this.

On Monday, this Monday, this week, just over a week since he met me, he had it put back. For me. For a woman he had met exactly once.

I have never had a man with a tongue stud before. Always wanted one. It’s incredibly sexy. It’s just so fucking *obvious*.

And then, because - for a bad person - I am hopelessly, needlessly, sickeningly cute, I asked him how he would most like to use his new jewellery.

How I would most like to use it?
Most of all?
Hard to choose, there’s so many places on you I’d like to use my tongue; your mouth, your neck,
your armpits (I love that, god I do) your tits, your belly, your earlobes and your arsehole, all of you.

But I have to be obvious. Because I can’t lie (to you least of all)I want to use my tongue, my stud, in, on, over your cunt.
I want your cunt.

And O god I can barely type I want it so much.
I want so much for you to let me, please, O god please,
let me start slowly, just the tip of my tongue, soft and hot and salt
from the piss you made me lick, licking you from perineum to clit
spreading you.
And then if I could only please please please I fucking want to
follow the same path with the stud, smooth and hard, and weaving from side to
side, and then just arcing all the way around your clitoris.
And could I? I really-really-really want to, please, please
let me push my tongue as far into you as I can and twist it back and forth,
painting on the walls of your cunt
with the ball.
Or let me beg, let me let you know how much I fucking need to again to lick your clit,
using mostly the tip but swapping back and
forth with the stud that I put through my tongue for you.
Or listen to me, listen to me plead, listen to my voice desperate for my flickering really fast
with the ball - back and forth with my the flat of my tongue cupping.
Or, please, just using the metal, spelling strange words in an unconscious alphabet on you.
Or, god please, just the tip of the tongue holding you as I move my head ever so slightly back and forth.
Or, fucking Jesus please, fucking please, long slow strokes like how I started but harder.. the long wet heat of my tongue
with a speed bump of metal to let you know how fast or slow I’m going.
Or, please, what I really, really love, please let me, allow me, please, most of all, please, sucking your clit into my mouth biting so
I’m holding you still and working the stud over and round and up and down and in and out
over and over and over again.

I’d take any hurt I had to to be allowed to do that, and more.
xxx
Jack

I have no excuse for posting that. Really. None. ‘Cept that it’s my blog and I thought it was hot. Sorry if you prefer me miserable and raging and angry. I’m sure we’ll get back to that.

Anyway, it’s kind of educational. You know, if you wanted to know what you should say, as a submissive man, to get your mouth on a woman’s cunt - which seems to be something of a mission statement - ‘Cause, really, that there is a world of dirty words away from ‘I want to worship your pussy, my lady,‘ isn’t it?

55 Comments

  • Well, that wasn’t hot or anything was it. Good lord. I’m soaking my chair.

  • Oh, very nice.

  • You lucky bitch, Bitchy!

  • Yeah, fellas…get a clue…

    and, just for the record…I’m with Bite on this one…

  • damn! I need a cigarette now!

  • THAT is what I mean when I tell a man I want to hear him beg! Excellent job, Jack!

  • Well if that isn’t just How To Beg 101.

    For every fellow out there wondering why his “please?” falls short when he’s “begging,” read that over and over and over and over.

  • Yeah. He’s good, isn’t he?

  • Yep, I like this guy too.

  • I’m not saying that I like him.

    In fact, he’s probably a terrible person. He probably eats children, and doesn’t even bother to cook them properly.

    And I’m not saying this because he makes me feel inadequate and repressed. Because he doesn’t.

    Obviously.

  • Actually, he’s a great cook. ;) BJ x

  • who needs an excuse…

    i for one am glad that You shared!

  • So he does eat children then?

    I knew it.

  • Once again, my dear BJ, you leave me speechless.

    I tried to start a pool for what you *won’t* publish, but I couldn’t get any takers……

    In awe, the good kind.

    And, “Hi, Jack!” *waves*

    E

  • Wow. Glad I went home for lunch and wasn’t reading this at the office. Yeesh.

    ~mops brow, checks makeup, changes undies, heads back to office~

  • That is incredibly hot and articulate. I’m *jealous* I’m so damn *jealous* Can you put him up on Ebay when you’re done?

    I need to find a man who’ll feel that way about my cunt.

    Or, for that matter, a cunt to feel that way about.

    I’m not fussy.

  • The second I get bored of him, I’ll put him up for best offer.

  • For your kind words I thank you - My smug self congratulatory grin thanks you - My ever inflating warm sense of self regard thanks you.

    Hi E (and everybody else who said hi to me… I’m not one for commenting on blogs much, but since I’m here: I’ve trolled around this corner of the blogosphere a bit lately, and while I could comment individually on each blog– I’m not gonna. E, Maymay, Tom, Karl Elvis (and here was I thinking I was the only one that could get excited about a Thomas Keller/Brad Bird combo…), Eileen, Girl…. you perverts are all great (plus anyone else I missed out, yet enjoyed)).

    Kindest regards,
    Jack esq

  • Fucking Hell!!!

    There’s a heat wave going on here and you had to go and post something like that for me to read!

    *faning myself*

    Least this is one wave of heat I can have taken care of.

  • Bitchy, your love life has a cheering section. Awesome.

  • Yes. It’s not weird or *anything*.

  • Well fuck,

    I’ve got to compete with that?
    When did male subs become freaking poets?

    Congrats on the hotness, bitchy.

  • It’s not a competition. Well, apart from on the gladiatorial combat days

  • Gladiatorial combat?

    If only. My sword is mightier than my pen, any day. :P

  • When did male subs become freaking poets?

    *raises hand*

    Do I need to reprint all of the limericks that I’ve written about Beej?

  • Didn’t we agree that limericks weren’t poetry?

    Then again I thought we agreed that you would get dirty and sweaty working in a field…

  • I actually can do limericks too - or would that ruin the mystique?

  • By ‘mystique’ do you mean ‘relationship’?

  • So that’s a no on the limerick? I thought as much.
    Just testing.

  • This is a recent one:

    A voluptuous sadist, Ms. Jones,
    Loves hearing men’s whimpers and moans.
    From chains, whip and rack
    and her nails on their back,
    And a boot heel on their cajones.

    More here.

    See, Jack, I live dangerously.

    Of course, I also live across the ocean…

  • And here’s me, not moderating comments!

    And you’re right Tom, you are far, far away - so I guess I’ll have to just hold Jack wholly responsible for all your wrong doing.

    How unfair!

  • Wait, Tom doesn’t stay in the field, and writes limericks and responsibility for that is arbitrarily assigned to me?
    But but but…. that’s cruel and unfair!

  • Er, yeah. Sorry. It’s all Tom’s fault though. Blame him.

  • Blame him or write a thank you letter - one or the other

  • You know, I live on the same side of the ocean as Tom . . .

    Not to jump in on the conversation or anything :).

  • I swear, any more, if I don’t tune into BJ’s comment section before going to sleep, it’s like missing my Soap or something.

    Night, Jack!

    E

  • Jack -
    Yeah, sorry about that, mate. See, I’d be toiling out in the fields, not having time for all this, but the weather’s been so poor for toiling and all. Then there’s the mandatory union breaks, plus I gotta check my email, call in for my messages, and all that stuff.

    You can write me a blame thank-you note at your leisure.

    You know, I live on the same side of the ocean as Tom . . .

    *sweats*
    Err… ’struth. Eileen probably lives the closest to me out of all my blog friends.

    Hmm. Looks like I’ll be writing some “Eil-imericks” next ;-)

  • I definitely prefer you “miserable and raging and angry” - still, I like pussy as much as the next man so, I guess I can understand you getting so self-absorbed over your cunt.

  • Thanks Toni, that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me.

  • It doesn’t mean Im going to take a whipping to the back while worshipping at the font of Gaia or anything!

  • Oh Toni! Stop spoiling it

  • It’s my job… As my last girlfriend said, “you are unkind”!

  • Oh, my, Jack, that’s really something. Thanks for sharing, BJ.

  • Bitchy, you have struck smug complacent gold. Well, he deserves to be smug and complacent. I would have posted that, too. “Look at my boyfriend. He rocks!” He really does. A smart, creative man who knows how to beg properly, and does it from the heart. Holy fucking hell.

  • Ooh, now shush. We are not saying ‘boyfriend’ yet. Um, not out loud.

  • holy….

    My GOD.

    Just… guh.

    That is the first and only time I’ve ever gotten a blood rush from a man begging to perform fun licky fun.

    Like Jayne said in Firefly… I’ll be in my bunk.

    (Bitchy? You rock. ZOMG, you rock.)

  • Fuck fuck FUCK that’s hot.

    Mmmph. FUCK.

    In the interest of keeping this dude around to offer further wordporn, I offer this piece of advice: replacing the metal ball on the tongue stud with a plastic one will save his teeth a world of damage. And you still have a pretty metal rod through the actual tongue for him to wax lyrical about.

  • Well…dayam…
    I…
    uh…
    shiiiit…
    um
    I gotta start inspecting tongues now. I want a guy with a tongue stud.

    Wow! I hope they’re all as oral!

  • I would beg to be under a hot swealtering cunt but I would beg more if I was already there.You know
    when through the vibration of your voice alone reverberating round the cathedral I call cunt.
    Worshipping there trying to balance breathing with the laving of my soft and sometimes stiffened tongue.
    Calling up into the hot heavy heavenly indulgent never sated woman above trying to make my pleas heard not for more air as the breathing the hot musk that gushes into and over me is good enough but a primeval UNNNH MMMM AHHH that says I want her to grind harder faster heavier.
    Inarticulate beggings and gurglings from deep within my soul let alone my mouth to be allowed more time to try and physically merge my face with her best place.
    Begging to be allowed to toil as hard and soft as possible for as long as possible till she has been on my face for so long and has shattered herself into a thousand peices so many times she doesn’t want to leave my face even to take a pee.
    I will then start gurgling for another reason as she sings whilst she goes.

  • Nah. You need to rethink this, baby.

    Try this http://bitchyjones.wordpress.com/2007/05/05/here-kitty-kitty/

  • fem, you managed to make an object out of “cunt” on par with boots or pvc. That’s the problem with alot of fetishists, it’s not about the person-it’s the THING.

    And I have yet to meet a dominant woman who likes having her happy place objectified as a thing. (is this WHY submissives make good prodommes? I know several submissive women who like being objectified…. there’s a thought)

    “cathedral I call cunt.” <<<<

  • oops, over active enter key…

    that quote?????? truly cringeworthy on so many levels I’m not sure where to begin… so I won’t.

    your post (esp contrasted with jack’s above!) sort of makes her “cunt” seem like a pair of boots. as in “gee shux mistress i sure do like some boots (cunt), could you wear these (bare that) so that I could lick it alot and could you please tell me to do it more?” and it doesn’t really matter who SHE is. just the boots (a blow up doll) would suffice in a pinch.

    and I’ll qualify this as saying I’m sure you’re a perfectly lovely fellow and all, but the objectification of a woman’s body isn’t female supremacy (I’m assuming femsup is an abbreviation for such).

  • Sue, you’ve described the syndrome that I call “indiscrimination,” characterized by the desire to have one’s own fetish satisfied so strongly that it matters little who is doing the satisfying.

    Interestingly, that topic was one of my first “real” blog posts last year. I’d forgotten about it until just now. In fact, I’ve just realized that I started my own blog just about a year ago. I guess it’s time for one of those self-congratulatory limericks posts.

  • The biggest reason I like what Jack wrote me, is that he wrote it about me.

    He had met me. He wrote about me.

    And there was no face sitting. Which is always a huge giveaway that it is all about the guy.

  • Pantpantpant….sigh…pantpantpant (two months later… ;) pantpantPant

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