Entries from October 2007

October 31, 2007

Perverted Sex: A Useful Glossary

Just print this post out and keep it on hand to save the embarrassment of ignorance whenever you are having perverted sex
Femdom: (a) A kind of perverted sex where women boss men around. It’s kind of an ugly word for a very lovely thing.
Sometimes this word is kind of necessary though, for example in the [...]

October 29, 2007

Queen of Fucking Everything

It’s my birthday on Thursday and the friend who bought me this cute little tin gave it to me at the weekend because it was so perfect she could not wait. Ha.
Also, you may have noticed that even though I am a dominant woman with a blog I seem to be able to mention my [...]

October 24, 2007

Playing Dirty

Perfect Thing wanted to eat my shit.
This is a post about humiliation and - at some specific points – a post about putting nasty things in men’s mouths.
But we can’t cut straight to the shit eating. Some of you might be eating your tea. Let’s start with a wider angle on humiliation.
Try this.
Humiliation is fucking [...]

October 18, 2007

X Marks the Spot

Even though I am a secret sex blogger I am not operating in a zone of total security. There a people who know the real me *and* Bitchy Jones.
Group (A) are people I know in real life who know about this blog (Pan, for example, is one of these).
Group (B) are people I have met [...]

October 15, 2007

Escape

Look what Jack did! Or rather, as this is tinternet, L@@K what Jack did! I know it is a crappy snappy thingy, but see how it’s broken. A whole chunk of it is wrenched out.
He broke another one too - but in a less spectacular way.

Here the bottom thing is the one with the chunk [...]

October 11, 2007

Why 95% of Dominant Women Agree With Everything I Say

Let’s play with statistics. It’s always fun and brings only truth.
Here’s a figure. The ratio of dominant women to submissive men is 1:20.
Is that figure true? I have no idea. Say it is. And if it is, it is a reflection of the numbers of submissive men and dominant women making themselves visible in kink [...]

October 3, 2007

Menswear

Jack had to take his suit to the cleaners to see if they could get duct tape gum off it. Sometimes I am so proud of myself.
I love men in suits.
Sometimes I think I am not so much a heterosexual as a woman with a masculinity fetish. I am greedy-desperate-wanton for shaved heads and muscles [...]