The international consortium of high heel manufacturers decide to hit BJ where it hurts this Xmas.
Oh do your worst! Oh god…
PS After about the, um, eighth watch of this, Pan came over to see what all the mouth foaming was about and said, ‘Oh, an advert for transvestitism.‘
Like that was obvious. Like, yeah sure, *those* [...]
- How much? How much so far?
- Tying me up, that’s five hundred. The clamps are ten. That’s ten pounds for every minute they were on. It adds up. You had them on a long time.
- That’s cheap. Cheap. You’re so cheap. You’re just cheap filth.
She spits on his [...]
I have mentioned before that the day I met Jack, I was in London being filmed for the telly. I am appearing (in super secret style) in a channel four documentary about sex blogging. I was talking to a friend who happens to be presenting the doc (in fact when she interviewed me for it [...]
You know what I fucking love? I fucking love to get fucked. With Pan and I, there’s barely even a conversation – just an eleven o clock shrug and we’re in bed and it’s happening. When Jack walks through the door he’s practically fucking me hello in the time it takes to get out of [...]
I am watching the DVD of Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix. (Blood-quill-lines-writing-scene could have been longer. Still. ‘I must not tell lies’. Guh, slightly.) Pan is reading The Ethical Slut. A situation which needs no further comment.
Pan has a proud boast.
- There’s a chart in this book of all the [...]
Bitchy Jones: Is she insightful or just bitter? Course you have to wonder just how well this question is ever going to be answered by ‘dominant women and those that worship them’.
They could have just asked me. I’m fucking bitter, of course. Bitter as bile. Bitter as cancer. Bitter as the coffee Jack makes. And [...]
It’s a dilemma. On the face of it there is no porn for me. Yeah, there’s gay porn, which features cute guys and sometimes big scary butch guys tied up and getting hit in all kinds of cool ways. But, fuck’s sake…
Okay: gay porn - yay! guy’s kissing - yay! but sometimes it makes me [...]
Dear Gwen
Thank you for the cake with the picture of me on it. That was amazing. Things with pictures of me on are so great.
BJ x
Dear Pan
Thank you for organising my party with Gwen. I love it when people make wonderful things happen for me. And thank you for fucking me up the arse [...]
