Many Happy Returns

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Dear Gwen

Thank you for the cake with the picture of me on it. That was amazing. Things with pictures of me on are so great.

BJ x

Dear Pan

Thank you for organising my party with Gwen. I love it when people make wonderful things happen for me. And thank you for fucking me up the arse while Jack’s cock was in my mouth.

BJ x

Dear Jack

Thank you for the sex. All the sex. And for your belt on your back. And for my strap on your thighs. And the sandpaper on both. And thank you also for letting me duct tape sandpaper to your nipples. And for swapping your tongue stud for a weeny vibrator. And for looking so good with a funnel taped into your mouth. And for the Pavlova. And for not washing. And for being a gorilla and a daddy and a pirate and a whore. And, god, and for all the sex. For being made for sex. For showing me that it is possible to get me into a state where I don’t want to get fucked anymore - although getting there involves using your body up almost entirely.

Oh, and the little red piggie purse.

I found a good use for it.

BJ x

More thank yous to everyone who wished me happy birthday. It worked. Thank you to Vague and Stephen and Sardax who sent me pretty things that were firmly not tributes.

Finally, I am not sure who to thank for this – but it made my birthday super special.

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