WHAT?

The ditch is foreplay, Tom. *Foreplay*. Ask anyone I’ve slept with.

But there is also some intrinsic enjoyment in being skilled at anything, so we can’t discount it.

Note, however, that being “skilled” in sex is highly subjective. I mean, all those years of honing my skills would be lost on, say, Beej who might consider them superfluous – she’d much prefer me to be digging a ditch in the hot sun.

*nods*
It’s always been my contention that if my partner is enjoying herself, then I’ll be invited back for more.

An awful lot of men are as dismayed by the situation with porn as sexual politics as I am. A lot of men read this blog (and others like it) just because they are interested in what a woman thinks about sex.

I am absolutely certain from my small amount of field research that most men like to have sex with a woman who is enjoying herself.

Oooh. We just love it when you’re all angry like that; you get this cute little flush in your cheeks that makes us all aroused.

Look, I’ll put it plainly: MEN CARE MORE ABOUT NOT BEING PERCEIVED AS GAY BY OTHER MEN THAN THEY DO ABOUT WOMEN. We squeeze their repulsive souls out our our bodies, and that’s what they think of us for it.

In fact, they couldn’t give two half-craps about women period. THEY HATE US, OKAY? They wake up every morning and curse the universe blue in the face for attaching BRAINS to those nice juicy jiggly tits and cunts that they all want to play with. If only God hadn’t played such a cruel joke on them, they’d be able to pick tits and cunts off of trees or something, instead of having to fake giving a crap about some dumb chick or wasting money on dinner and a movie before they get to play with them.

“Oh, you don’t reeeeaaaally think that!”

YES, I DO. After four and some decades of their stinking, fetid, RANCID HORSESHIT, I hate them back. They will NEVER see us as humans. They will NEVER give a flat asscrack about what we want or like. Sex will ALWAYS be better for them the more we don’t like it.

“Why, what a SHAME and PITY that you feel that way! I can’t IMAGINE how AWFUL your experiences must have been to make you feel that way!”

Wake up, they’re the same ones we’ve all had. Growing up trapped on a planet populated by creatures who are stronger than I am, more violent than I am, who resent my very human existence and who consider sticking their dicks inside of a woman to be roughly equivalent to taking a shit in her cunt. (The same cunt they got pushed out of, mind you!) Surrounded by large, violent, physically powerful creatures whose attitude about sex can be summed up as, “If I get my dick in you, you lose.” Only I’m not in denial about it.

I can’t tell you how supernova-quality ANGRY this whole fucking topic makes me. I can’t believe I’m actually commenting on a thread to say I HATE THIS THREAD I HATE IT I AGREE WITH YOU I NEVER WANT TO READ ABOUT THIS EVER AGAIN I AGREE.

They will NEVER see us as humans, nor will they EVER comprehend the sheer, repulsive, mindnumbing horror of their inability.

And if you, Mr. Sensitive Guy Poster, are all offended about this and got your nose out of joint because You Aren’t Like That, you can kiss my bald, white ass.

Well perhaps you should just marry Toni as his cocktails are so great!