Jack came to stay for all of Christmas. He has just gone home. He will still be on a train now and his presence is still everywhere in my flat. The last things he did before he left, were carve up the rest of my joint of ham with his big sharp knife and then [...]
I say: Oh boo, oh wah, after that documentary I was in some prodoms were mean to me on a forum.
Jack says: Cuh, well, only you would pick for your main enemy a bunch of women who are mean to people for a living
I say: Oh, sweetie, asshats are not my main enemy. They just [...]
I was playfully accused yesterday of living the kinky sex dream. I don’t know about that. I do have some very nice kinky sex thank you very much.
The sexiest thing I did lately was when I chained Jack down. I don’t have a bed due to financial constraints, laziness and really bad prioritising. I have [...]
I have a little joke ready when people ask me about The Spice Girls. It goes like this:
Q: So, Beej, what do you think of The Spice Girls? Do you think they were good for women?
A: The Spice Girls only gave one thing to women. David Beckham.
But I’m re-evaluating Girl Power right now - ever [...]
I’m on TV tonight in a documentary about female sex bloggers that encompasses everyone (according to its own promo) ‘from Belle du Jour to Bitchy Jones’. I clearly win the perverted sex blogging competition – I am in the same sentence as Belle du Jour and she has her own TV show with Billie Piper [...]
Teeny edit to say: The TV show with me in it is on tomorrow (i.e. Tues 11th Dec) on Channel 4 at 10pm
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Now I have a new “career” as a “scientist” I am newly “interested” in the whole realm of kinky “education”. You know the “workshop” “scene” kind of thing:
10am Scary bloke in leather waistcoat [...]
I really like that show with Heston Blumenthal called In Search of Perfection.
In In Search of Perfection, the lovely Heston goes to ridiculous lengths to create the ultimate version of various foods using things like dry ice, flame throwers and a ridiculous level of over preparations and intermediate stages that take several weeks. Heston, I [...]
