The only post of mine you ever need to read.
The first post I wrote here was on 20th January 2007.
It was about fetish clothing and being fat. I have changed what I think quite a lot since then – especially seeing as how I was just reposting it from my old weblog on Informed Consent. [...]
The two vibrators that arrived yesterday finally put me into vibrators-need-their-own-box territory*.
It’s Jack’s fault I have so many vibrators. I go online to buy him specialist condoms for people who have unnaturally huge cocks** and the same sites that sell industrial-sized condoms always sell cheap vibrators.
I bought that new super old-school white one for £1.99 [...]
Topping from the bottom is condemned hard all over the place. Asshat mandoms and bimbosubs, I’m sure, riff on it in their own annoying ways. But they interest me only up to a point. (that point is usually ‘why don’t I get porn like that? *killstabkill*)
Most of the emails dominant women receive from submissive men [...]
I’m not any kind of poly expert. I just have two boyfriends. ‘Cause I’m crazy and demanding and greedy and it just takes two full time partners to keep my ego aloft. I’m also fat. Pound for pound I probably have as many boyfriends as the average woman.
But anyway, in all the many valuable resources [...]
A photo love story
I have a bunch of padlocks. Some of them I bought, some came with my CB2000, another five came with the first set of leather cuffs Pan and I ever bought.
I keep my padlocks, along with various other things in a box of pervert-misc
The ones that came with the cuffs all take [...]
Think you can’t be an asshat if you have a penis. Think a-fucking-gain.
Because the truth is, as I try to find a place for me in the sexual sub-culture to which I have been assigned by higher powers with a malignant sense of humour, it may be asshat women that make me flounder and want [...]
(From Grazia Magazine’s What’s In, What’s Out for 200 
Get Over:
DOMINATRIX
Leather PVC and studs were always going to be a hard look to carry off without looking like you charge by the hour.
Thanks Grazia Magazine for equating my sexuality to (a) a costume and (b) something women only do for money and, in just one sentence, proving [...]
I’m not here to make men better. I don’t care enough. I’m not here to initiate any kind of self improvement programmes. I’m not here to nag men into being better human beings.
I’m not here to help anyone lose weight or buff up or learn to tap dance.
And I’m really not here to be resented. [...]
In 1999 – when I was 26 - I first got the internet and went looking for porn. I am – for the most part – still looking. Nice F/m porn where he suffers and the people directing it accept that some people might want to see him centre frame – still not happening anywhere [...]
