Dear Jack
I saw a man on the internetwebs with a 9 inch pen. But really his pen didn’t look much bigger than your pen. I love your pen. I know you think I am biased.
I love your voice almost as much as you pen. Last night your voice made me sneeze. But I think I prefer it when you make me sneeze with your pen. I love pens.
Beej xxx
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Dear Beej
I love it when I make you sneeze. You sneeze so loud and some things make you sneeze harder than others. Which is interesting. Like a science experiment. Also, you are lucky because you sometimes get to do those double sneezes. I never sneeze like that.
And I hardly ever sneeze since I loaned you my pen
Jack xxx
16 Comments
February 14, 2008 at 9:42 am
Ha! Brilliant!
“And I hardly ever sneeze since I loaned you my pen.”
That made me splutter coffee all over my laptop… [Sorry Jack]
February 14, 2008 at 9:54 am
:: loves metaphor as a tool for thinly veiled sexual innuendo ::
February 14, 2008 at 9:54 am
I have my own secretary.
So I get to use a dictaphone much more than a pen these days. Still, you can’t beat the good old fashioned tools really can you?
February 14, 2008 at 10:29 am
Dictaphones are good too. I have lots of dictaphones. But pens are better as they don’t need batteries
February 14, 2008 at 11:11 am
Oh, great, now I’ll be comparing my pens to those of the others in class…
February 14, 2008 at 1:17 pm
When my boyfriend and I want to email about swinging at work we call it “boating” as in, “Are we going boating with that couple this weekend?” Sounds kinda funny during the winter though.
February 14, 2008 at 2:12 pm
As, like usual, I won’t be loaning my pen to anyone, tonight I will definitely be seeing the Throwing Muses.
February 14, 2008 at 2:15 pm
I’m confused. Is ’seeing the Throwing Muses’ your code for ’sneezing’. Or are you really seeing the Throwing Muses?
February 14, 2008 at 9:25 pm
It’s code for ’sneezes’. But being single, I’ll need to ‘throw some muses’ first, n’est-ce pas?
February 14, 2008 at 9:26 pm
Sweet.
Happy V day, you 2.
February 15, 2008 at 8:10 am
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I giggled insanely at three in the morning.
Heeeeeeeee!
February 15, 2008 at 11:55 pm
Just marvelous! Laughed so hard I spilled my coffee. Gander and I have many exchanges like that.
February 17, 2008 at 11:00 pm
Nadia, we used to have a similar code, but called it ‘ice fishing.’ It worked well except in the summer.
‘Boating’ does seem a bit more apt now that I think of it. But we never really thought about it.
February 18, 2008 at 12:56 am
ah ah ah achoooo!
March 16, 2008 at 7:52 am
Gesundheit!
May 11, 2008 at 3:43 pm
laughed out loud and woke up my neighbor in the next room over…