April 14, 2008...9:24 pm

My Favourite Comic Book Cover

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  • crankypants
    April 15, 2008 at 2:17 am

    Would be perfect if the white socks were removed from the man on the stretching rack. I am rather fond of rope marks around the tender ankle area.

  • axe
    April 15, 2008 at 2:42 am

    Would be perfect if they were…you know…women doing the torturing.

  • Sadiste
    April 15, 2008 at 5:05 am

    Umm, I have a question: are there dungeons/clubs with working racks, or are they just too dangerous to play with safely? I can’t recall ever seeing one.

  • bitchyjones
    April 15, 2008 at 8:23 am

    I think it’s perfect how it is. I think those ‘white socks’ are some kind of period costume boots.

    I’d hate it is there was a woman there. Because I know what kind of woman it would be. (This is a comic book cover!) So we could throw in some latex clad Barbie (with, no doubt, latex clad rentable boobies) and spoil it for me, but somehow make it more wankable for men. Thanks for the thought - really. There are a million and a billion pictures like that. And how many of them have I posted on my blog?

    It’s perfect because:

    - It’s an anticipatory moment
    - There are so many people around and none of them can help him. The *men* aren’t torturing him. They think he’s a dummy. The person who put him there is absent. So someone like me can enjoy self-insertion. (Not *that* kind - obviously)
    - Gag *and* blindfold. Masks are usually too much. Gag and blindfold is sort of lovely.

  • Rhys
    April 15, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    Ooh, or is it really a complicated plot in which the guide is actually the one who put him there? Revenge in front of a crowd of people who’ll never know…

  • bitchyjones
    April 15, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    I used to have this comic - I don’t anymore. I seem to remember the actual story as being woefully disappointing.

    Especially when compared about the one where evil monarchs get rats put down their throats and their mouths sewn shut. I’ve always had a strange thing for people with their mouths sewn shut.

    God, I’m so gross.

  • Vague
    April 15, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    Didn’t the Norse God Loki end up with his lips sewn shut for awhile? I seem to recall that…

    Also seem to recall a snake hanging over him and dripping venom while his wife caught it in a bowl, but every time she emptied the bowl he got hit with the venom. Or she could not empty it and the poison would drip down on him over the edges.

    Huh, the Norse may have been into a little more than boats and cool hats.

  • bitchyjones
    April 15, 2008 at 6:04 pm

    Loki, huh? Better if it were Thor. Say it was Thor…

  • Vague
    April 15, 2008 at 6:20 pm

    Hm, well, Loki was a trickster god. He probably could have finagled Thor into swapping places with him at some point and then used a glamor to hide the switch.

    ‘Course, Thor could just explain the whole thing if he wasn’t so busy screaming from the snake venom falling on him, and surely one of the gods would hear him. Unless, you know, Loki’s wife was in on the deal and every time Thor tried to speak she dripped some poison on his lips.

  • bitchyjones
    April 15, 2008 at 6:22 pm

    Yeah, but Thor has to still look like Thor or it won’t be as hot. And you’re over engineering with the poison drips because isn’t his mouth sewn shut…?

    …Oh god…

  • Vague
    April 15, 2008 at 6:46 pm

    Well, going by the Prose Edda, looks like the lip sowing happened before the snake venom.

    So the dwarf took a thong and a knife, and would have bored a hole in Loki’s lips and stitched his mouth together, but the knife did not cut. Then Brokkr said that it would be better if his brother’s awl were there: and even as he named it, the awl was there, and pierced the lips. He stitched the Ups together, and Loki ripped the thong out of the edges. That thong, with which Loki’s mouth was sewn together, is called Vartari.

    Awhile later, we have…

    And the Æsir took his entrails and bound Loki with them over the three stones: one stands under his shoulders, the second under his loins, the third under his boughs; and those bonds were turned to iron. Then Skadi took a venomous serpent and fastened it up over him, so that the venom should drip from the serpent into his face. But Sigyn, his wife, stands near him and holds a basin under the venom-drops; and when the basin is full, she goes and pours out the venom, but in the meantime the venom drips into his face. Then he writhes against it with such force that all the earth trembles: ye call that ‘earthquakes.’ There he lies in bonds till the Weird of the Gods.”

    And heck, it’s a cave, I guess there’s no reason he still couldn’t look like Thor.

    And yes, he was a god. Wait, that’s not what you meant, is it?

  • bitchyjones
    April 15, 2008 at 6:49 pm

    I wasn’t what I meant but after I had typed it realised that even my subconscious was an genius.

    So Thor is in a cave and tied down with his mouth sewn up shut and venom dripping on him. Can I be the wife? I am clumsy but I can try…

    …Oh god… (heh)

  • bitchyjones
    April 15, 2008 at 6:50 pm

    I like the writhing, especially

  • Vague
    April 15, 2008 at 6:57 pm

    Sure, you can be the wife. I don’t think the mythology police will give us any hassle.

    You might want to straddle Thor’s chest, to help get the bowl in the proper spot. Course then every time he twitches and jerks, some will probably slosh out. And it is a cave, so the cold is probably giving him the shivers.

    Hope there aren’t any rats there, or things could get really complicated for our hero.

  • bitchyjones
    April 15, 2008 at 7:03 pm

    Well if it’s cold I might shake too. And I was thinking maybe I could use his cock to help keep still by maybe, well, mounting, um….

    I imagine he has a big cock. In proportion, at least. It would look strange otherwise. And being a god, surely…

    Oh god, again, and also, oh dear…

    Sorry for the ellipsis…

  • Vague
    April 15, 2008 at 7:13 pm

    You could control his writhing thrusts with the venom stuff!

    One long violent thrust, pour a lot out on the chest. A series of shorter, more violent thrusts, several drops on the nipples spaced out a bit. Could get really bad for him if he couldn’t keep things hard, since as long as he’s inside you the poison couldn’t get to his cock. After a series of long, painful orgasms when he begged you to stop, that poison might wander south a bit I expect. Then he’d be back to begging you to mount him.

    But hey, it’s only until the end of time, innit?

    PS: Ellipsis are fine, they’re like the short gasping breaths of the internet.

    PPS: Still Loki, but also found the following:
    Then Geirrödr shut Loki into a chest and starved him there three months.

  • Anya
    April 19, 2008 at 10:16 pm

    Loki isn’t technically a god he’s a giant. Not that it really matters, but I like the details.

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