Red Walls

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What gets me, what makes me cringe when I have to tell people who and what I am (which I don’t do often, but maybe a little more often than you might think) is the fact that I know that as soon as they hear I have a small predilection for tied-up smacky-smack excitement in the bedroom, their brrrrains will forever associate the me and the sex with the dumb and the cliché.

For example if I see one more fucking ‘dungeon’ (call it what it is – it’s a back bedroom) with the walls painted red I will cry tears of my own blood. No one has painted their walls red willingly since Changing Rooms last aired. It is not nice. And in a ‘dungeon’ ‘back bedroom’ it just looks like you have no imagination. Or eyeballs. Or wider-world type view on your sense of pompous propostery.

(Shut *up*. I so do.)

The last red painted walls I saw were on the website of a prodom who offered something called bi-Wednesdays – special sessions for bisexual and bi-curious submissive men. Is there anyone else in the world who was as amused as me by the fact that bi-Wednesdays were advertised as happening *every* Wednesday?

Also - and talking of the dumb and the cliche- ooh look. Does this mean there is another fun, fun, FUN documentary about a prodom coming out? Actually she might not be a pro, but she does refer to clients and let’s face it she probably is. I’ve already ticked the box marked asshat, certainly.

So handcuffs up who’s excited? She’s articulate, isn’t she? And her views on being spoilt - so refreshing.

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