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it's good to be mean
My name isn't actually literally Bitchy Jones, obviously. Actually. Obviously. I am dominant. Sexually dominant. I like to be the boss in bed. (But I do not do dominatrixing for money. I would starve to death!)
This blog is about journey to find men I can hit with stuff and have them like it.
The Complete Bitchy Jones
Perverted Sex: A Useful Glossary
Don't ask me how to get started as a professional dominatrix!
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some people'd pay good money for this kind of abuse
"I don't really get why Bitchy Jones is the de facto standard of what a 'dominant woman' is. She is just one person, writing about 'fucking her stable.' Why not just live and let live?
"Her ranting style detracts from any serious points that she may be trying to make. It all sounds like sour grapes to me."
"It is rather frustrating when she is being discussed on TV as having such an influential and well read blog and yet has such narrow minded opinions.
"She is hardly a prophet of femdom."
"I do not think that BJ is a dominant. I do not think that BJ is a woman. And it really does not matter to me. Whatever BJ's blog might have been worth has disappeared over the term of the blog. It has devolved the same way that the news media has. It is all about attention and shock. BJ is just another sanctimonious attention whore."
"I'm not particularly impressed by anything she's written. But to each their own, I'm sure there are guys wanking to it at this moment."
"Personally I find Bitchy Jones more annoying than Elise Sutton"
"I could have agreed with and even sympathized with Bitchy Jones had she just refrained from the cheap shots and the insinuations that attractive pro-Dommes are fake, undominant, money-grubbing bimbos."
"Her rants about the word `Domme', strap-ons and feminization are just annoying."
"The profanity, while plenty gratuitous, lacks any sense of appreciation for the art"
"I find her "My way is the twue right way" attitude rather annoying."
"I'm not up in her business telling her she's not a real Dominant because she's not hot. So why is she trying to say that people like me who are attractive pro-Dommes are just a male-manufactured joke?"
"I'd call her "Bitter Jones", personally..."
"Ill shut this damn thread down if this stupid bitchy jones shit gets started again, lol. the name alone screams koo koo"
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I don't need praise, I don't need pity
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the nights when I could taste the salt on his skin
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10 Comments
May 18, 2008 at 2:53 am
I have a pair like that. Well, not identical, but the same idea. They were my first handcuffs, a gift from a friend. The thing is, they aren’t adjustable, so they only work on some men. Most women squeeze their way out, and a few men have too large wrists. But then, that leaves the majority of men, so I suppose you woudn’t find that such a problem.
Enjoying your blog, by the way. Read it a couple of times a week.
May 18, 2008 at 4:01 am
Oh, god, the possibilities.
It’s amazing how a picture inspires a thousand erotic and painful ideas.
I like these, too, and they have matching handcuffs: http://www.cuffmeup.com/pc-31-1-linked-darby-leg-irons.aspx
May 18, 2008 at 10:58 am
Yeah. Aint they absolutely lush? Solid metal. No hinges. NO give. To use your expression BJ…guh!
I have several different types now. Current favourite is a solid wrist/ankle bar.
(Can bring those too ;-))
May 18, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Oooh, cuff me up dot com is new to me. I love looking at metal bondage gear. Any more links will be duly licked and liked.
I like The Handcuff Shop
and Fettered Pleasures
May 18, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Part 28 Bazillion
May 19, 2008 at 1:11 am
Oh wow… gorgeous… so weighty and hard looking. Unforgiving.
May 19, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Lovely visual, but perhaps lacking in the “brutal, selfish speed” you ascribed to ratchet handcuffs…
May 20, 2008 at 4:31 am
isaygoddamn.
May 20, 2008 at 7:58 am
So this is completely unrelated to the post, but I thought you might like to see it - an eroticised tango stage show about the life of Saint Sebastian. Very, very weird, but naked snogging men dancing tango (see photos for naked guy-on-guy tango and video for guy-on-guy snogging), and even more importantly a hot guy hanging by his hands and having bad things done to him. Sure, it’s stage, it’s fake, but it’s also eroticised, and at the end of the video, if you can sit through the clowns (really) and cheesy stage tango there are a few seconds of (stage) knives and taut ribs and writhing.
http://www.sebastiantango.com.ar/
Coconuts with greasepaint on, perhaps.
June 9, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Omigod. Shiiiiny….
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