Coconuts Spotted in Cyberland

And so it came to pass after only about ten bazillion years or something that Hot Female Dominant Hot Dominant Utopia got updated.
I shall be in my bunk - with a laptop and a vibrator.
*skips*
(by *skips* I mean, er, *masturbates* really)

Dominatrix Island

Mistress Matisse wrote this thing last week about an imagined TV show called America’s Next Top Dominatrix. Ha ha. I loved that idea. I spent the whole of that day thinking about it and how if there was such a show the ball I would have MSTing every episode.
Funny how easy it is to imagine [...]