Dominatriz Style Bulletin

I’m so fucking lucky. There aren’t many niche sexualities that get so much coverage in the fashion pages. In fact, I can’t think of any others. Does that mean I win?
And when I say win, I of course mean, lose. At life. (What’s my prize? Is it getting to write a blog about it? Oh, [...]

Wind Me Up: Watch Me Go

And obviously you know that when I say ‘wind me up’ I’m not talking clockwork – steampunky dominatroid, I ain’t. Sorry. Oh, stop crying. In another life maybe: the one where we all get it right.
But before utopia, let’s enjoy my latest prodom complaint in full
Bitchy,
Just a few thoughts I wanted to share.
There’s a lot [...]

Foxy (not a reference to the dumper bound DJ Dr Fox – in case you were wondering)

So here’s interesting. It’s an article from Fox News site sent in by a kindly reader about how to become a prodom. 
This article isn’t going to be heading all snarkily for Fox News, even though I understand them to be read by the kind of people who like using the ‘gay’ as an insult. (Seriously, [...]

Fucking With Me

First things as first things. I am nominated for an award. Go and vote for me to win an award. Come on, come on, because, you know, if I win an award I might be able to stop fucking crying. 
(Um, that is probably slightly melodramatic. But still vote for me.)
Then – caution and bewares: If [...]

On Being Plain

I have this problem. You’ll probably think of it as a self esteem problem and that’s fine. But the thing about my problem is that it might seem trivial and instantly deniable, but it affects every aspect of my life in big and small ways all the time.
I am not very attractive.
I don’t think I’m [...]

Are You Reading Me?

Recently I read this post by Belle de Jour. I don’t usually read her but this was linked to on Informed Consent and I went clickying though.
I do kind of wish I hadn’t. She is quite annoying. First there is a dig about people who write pretentiously: in blogworld, demonstrable ownership of a thesaurus is [...]

Savage Loves Me

So a while ago I mentioned being annoyed by a Dan Savage column that a commenter had linked me too. And woah and behold if Dan himself didn’t email me all shucks about being publically spanked by the queen of the dominoes and saying as how he thinks I’m awesome. And so I said he [...]

Pretty Vacant

One of the odd things about Club Pedestal – which is entirely not the fault of Club Pedestal itself, just something I noticed for the first time really being out and about among my ilk for the first time in forever -: it really is funny how money changing hands changes everything.
And how men’s desirability [...]

Dominatrixing: Fail

You Think I’m ‘not really dominant’? You’re right
This is one of those posts where I just whine at you for a thousand words. It doesn’t help or achieve anything. All it does is show you my soft woundable insides. Or, really my soft woundable outsides – seeing as how I don’t wear an outer coating [...]

Bitchy Jones, What Have You Done?

You know what I say:
I say, there are as many dominant women as there are submissive men. There are enough for one each. It could all be fine. Bunches of women are more than capable of being turned on by male submission ‘cause it is hot.
But those women aren’t here because they are driven away [...]

What’s So Fucking Funny?

Over on this post a few weeks ago I made a small mention of the fact that there is a little corner of my brain that really likes the idea of pony boys. I’ll probably never pursue this. Neither Jack not Pan are interested – although both have said they would saddle up if I [...]

Dominatrixing: So Over

(From Grazia Magazine’s What’s In, What’s Out for 2008)
Get Over:
DOMINATRIX
Leather PVC and studs were always going to be a hard look to carry off without looking like you charge by the hour.
Thanks Grazia Magazine for equating my sexuality to (a) a costume and (b) something women only do for money and, in just one sentence, proving [...]

Christmas is a Time for Giving

I say: Oh boo, oh wah, after that documentary I was in some prodoms were mean to me on a forum.
Jack says: Cuh, well, only you would pick for your main enemy a bunch of women who are mean to people for a living
I say: Oh, sweetie, asshats are not my main enemy. They just [...]

Dominatrix Media Review

I’m on TV tonight in a documentary about female sex bloggers that encompasses everyone (according to its own promo) ‘from Belle du Jour to Bitchy Jones’. I clearly win the perverted sex blogging competition – I am in the same sentence as Belle du Jour and she has her own TV show with Billie Piper [...]

You Too Can Be a Professional Asshat

I *was* surfing for something fun to do with Jack. But I was already getting tired of reading about Mr Sir’s suggestions of piss ice lollies etcetera and primed and mildly irritated when I stumbled upon this.
And I’m reading it and thinking how fucking annoying it is. And then I remember – oh yuh, this [...]

CBT? ZOMGZ WTF?

So, the other evening I was watching TV with Pan and I started hitting his balls with the remote control…
Now here’s a funny thing. CBT, right, is fucking huge. If you look at what pros talk about on their wacky prodominatrixin’ is, like, so the best fun eva! I get paid to make bitch-face blogs [...]

More Than Words

This is another Jack story. I hope I’m not going to bore you all to death with Jack stories. I don’t want to get… Well you know how things can get. I shall endeavour not to get like that.
But this story is mostly about me. And it is also a good illustration of where the [...]

Unicornucopia or Why Are All Dominant Women Such Fucking Ass-hats?

You think I’ve gone soft now I’m in a squishy place with my stable stable of men? Think a-fucking-gain. Everything’s still fucked.
Sometimes I shout at submissive men (you might have noticed). Sometimes I tell them to make everything better. Sometimes I say that they have the money, the power, the hard bodies that they could [...]

Somethings for the Weekend

Welcome to your never-regular round up of the world of BJ right this goddamn minute.

Last night Jack sent me a film of him rubbing his own piss all over his face. (I should say asked for this film. I specifically requested it. I would probably say that that is the only circumstance in which you [...]

The Unfairest of Them All

I am a beautiful, bewitching, magnificent, delightful, beautiful, gorgeous, elegant, beautiful, incredible, attractive superior domina goddessessess: as soon as you see me in my magnificence you will have no choice but to submit.
You’re not on the wrong blog, btw. That was satire.
But it’s pretty much what you get on many of the multiple and myriad [...]

Dominatrix Island

Mistress Matisse wrote this thing last week about an imagined TV show called America’s Next Top Dominatrix. Ha ha. I loved that idea. I spent the whole of that day thinking about it and how if there was such a show the ball I would have MSTing every episode.
Funny how easy it is to imagine [...]

Burn the Switch

So, the other night, Pan had his tongue a few clicks north of my vagina. (Oh, hello, this has suddenly become one of *those* blogs). And we’re getting damn close to my tipping point and do you know what he did? Do you know what that bastard did?
He edged me.
For, god, I don’t know, about [...]