Oh Torchwood, I wish I could like you. I’m a huge Doctor Who fan (no, what? Does that make me sound like a geek? What, like there is some kind of huge geek/pervery cross over. For sereally? How come no one mentions it? (And talking of which, happy solstice, hippy types))
Also, I may have mentioned this [...]
Entries Tagged as ‘making porn out of coconuts’
June 21, 2009
Touch Wood
May 8, 2009
Doggie Style Bromance
I saw the Wolverine Movie with poor long-suffering Pan this week (I asked *so* *many* people to go with me and then, when they’d all turned me down, I told him it was his damn job) and was genuinely (not-unexpectedly) physically aroused by quite a lot of it.
You do have to be quite down [...]
April 30, 2009
In the Future There Will Be Man Pain
Seriously though, I know this is mostly an addendum to the last post, but, god, how can I not talk about this. It’s practically some kind of endurance test. So actually, although you might not think it from this two posts in a row splurge, I mostly stay away from IO9 because I am scared [...]
March 30, 2009
Ashton Kutcher Getting Waxed
Yeah, well, you have to work a bit to make it so very hot… but he is all dirty and pretty and stuff being hurt for his job.
And shouty. I love that.
It’s a link because I can’t work out why it won’t embed.
January 13, 2009
Call Me
So, I need a new boyfriend. Well obviously I don’t actually, because, the love! arrgh! It burns. Howevah I am at point now where it is nice to be reminded that the world is big and full of wonders. The sun, you know, just an ordinary star.
Richard Ayoade
The thing about Richard Ayoade is that I [...]
December 2, 2008
Wet, Wetter, Wettest
Far be it from me to start a post with the sentence ‘Is it just me, or…’, but actually that is what want to know. Other dominant women out there (yes, both of you) please watch this old Radiohead video and tell whether or not there is something rather interesting going on. It certainly works [...]
November 13, 2008
Vulgarities
If I were rich…
Though that’s a strange thing to even think about because I don’t now how I could live with being rich in a world like this one. I grew up with some amount of rich and found it mostly not interesting. So another box I don’t tick is the one where the dominant [...]
June 30, 2008
Because I can’t think of a good reason not to post this even though I just did something a bit like this
Back here, when I posted my lovely painting (- I love fine art, of course, because I am all high class diminitrix donchaknow la-de-dah cetera cetera – ) one of my many thoughtful readers emailed me and asked if I had thought of posting this picture.
And you know, I hadn’t, and I’ve had this in [...]
June 14, 2008
Little Submissions
If you have been reading me for a while you might remember this post and the way my genius was totally eclipsed by this comment.
And now there is a whole blog of such super-genius.
Vague started this story blog just after I plugged Hot Female Dominant Utopia and I almost did two ‘Go read this stuff!’ [...]
May 5, 2008
Coconuts Spotted in Cyberland
And so it came to pass after only about ten bazillion years or something that Hot Female Dominant Hot Dominant Utopia got updated.
I shall be in my bunk – with a laptop and a vibrator.
*skips*
(by *skips* I mean, er, *masturbates* really)
April 25, 2008
Crying Men
Men crying. It’s a such a secret thing. To see a (stoic, macho, my-kind-of) man cry you often have to be in a pretty intimate space with him and something rather relentlessly unpleasant has to be going on. (So you can kind of join the me-likey dots here.)
These pictures are from a 2005 project by [...]
November 8, 2007
Making Porn Out of Coconuts
It’s a dilemma. On the face of it there is no porn for me. Yeah, there’s gay porn, which features cute guys and sometimes big scary butch guys tied up and getting hit in all kinds of cool ways. But, fuck’s sake…
Okay: gay porn – yay! guy’s kissing – yay! but sometimes it makes me [...]
