Foxy (not a reference to the dumper bound DJ Dr Fox – in case you were wondering)

So here’s interesting. It’s an article from Fox News site sent in by a kindly reader about how to become a prodom. 
This article isn’t going to be heading all snarkily for Fox News, even though I understand them to be read by the kind of people who like using the ‘gay’ as an insult. (Seriously, [...]

Bitchy Jones, What Have You Done?

You know what I say:
I say, there are as many dominant women as there are submissive men. There are enough for one each. It could all be fine. Bunches of women are more than capable of being turned on by male submission ‘cause it is hot.
But those women aren’t here because they are driven away [...]

The Mandom Manifesto

Think you can’t be an asshat if you have a penis. Think a-fucking-gain.
Because the truth is, as I try to find a place for me in the sexual sub-culture to which I have been assigned by higher powers with a malignant sense of humour, it may be asshat women that make me flounder and want [...]

Dominatrixing: So Over

(From Grazia Magazine’s What’s In, What’s Out for 2008)
Get Over:
DOMINATRIX
Leather PVC and studs were always going to be a hard look to carry off without looking like you charge by the hour.
Thanks Grazia Magazine for equating my sexuality to (a) a costume and (b) something women only do for money and, in just one sentence, proving [...]

Why 95% of Dominant Women Agree With Everything I Say

Let’s play with statistics. It’s always fun and brings only truth.
Here’s a figure. The ratio of dominant women to submissive men is 1:20.
Is that figure true? I have no idea. Say it is. And if it is, it is a reflection of the numbers of submissive men and dominant women making themselves visible in kink [...]

You Too Can Be a Professional Asshat

I *was* surfing for something fun to do with Jack. But I was already getting tired of reading about Mr Sir’s suggestions of piss ice lollies etcetera and primed and mildly irritated when I stumbled upon this.
And I’m reading it and thinking how fucking annoying it is. And then I remember – oh yuh, this [...]

More Than Words

This is another Jack story. I hope I’m not going to bore you all to death with Jack stories. I don’t want to get… Well you know how things can get. I shall endeavour not to get like that.
But this story is mostly about me. And it is also a good illustration of where the [...]

Unicornucopia or Why Are All Dominant Women Such Fucking Ass-hats?

You think I’ve gone soft now I’m in a squishy place with my stable stable of men? Think a-fucking-gain. Everything’s still fucked.
Sometimes I shout at submissive men (you might have noticed). Sometimes I tell them to make everything better. Sometimes I say that they have the money, the power, the hard bodies that they could [...]

Somethings for the Weekend

Welcome to your never-regular round up of the world of BJ right this goddamn minute.

Last night Jack sent me a film of him rubbing his own piss all over his face. (I should say asked for this film. I specifically requested it. I would probably say that that is the only circumstance in which you [...]

My Hero

So the other day someone mentioned in the comments of this post that submissive men might not be the most likely people to save the world seeing as how submissive men are no very superhero-y. How are they going to fly with that testicle weight attached?
But of course, here is where I smile sagely at [...]

The Last Cuckoo

This has been a little journey. All the way around the houses of what dom women don’t want, chucking all the clutter in a black sack marked not actually in any way sexy. And, you know, I think I might have found something out in the process. But before I get to my conclusions, [...]

What Dom Women Don’t Want

Talking of femdom utopias and killing those nasty kinks, I really should point out that for people who pretend to care only about a woman’s pleasure there aren’t half a lot of other bits of awful crap kink-shit around in femdom that no women really like. And by like, I mean like in a [...]

The Trivial Minutiae of Pervery

To celebrate my new and lovely design, today I bring you a quick romp through a few snark worthy subjects that I probably won’t bother tackling on this blog. Just so we’re all clear and you’re not hanging around waiting for me to get to them.
Mistress: Yeah, stupid word. Unpleasant historical connotations. Also, too sibilant. [...]